chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus

wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus

by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017

CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.

CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS

by CHAIRFORCE2 June 6, 2018

Bro Chair

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.

Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.

by jlfour January 4, 2015

Clairvoyant

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.

The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.

by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

Claire'd

When a girl doesn't respond to your message for two or more weeks, and just as you are on the cusp of forgetting she exists, she messages you out of the blue.

guy1: Dude, I finally got a message back from Michelle, it's been 3 weeks!
guy2: You totally just got Claire'd, dawg.

by darealmvp1994 October 1, 2016

Cairn

1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.

1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”

by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019

chair dance

grooving and making dance like motions while seated.

Kevin can chair dance like a penguin in water.

by Yehuda1967 December 16, 2006