chumpkin

It is when you get a blowjob when you are eating something.

I love when I get Taco Bell and a chumpkin from Stacy.

by pecker killer October 26, 2011

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014

Champlin

A small city in the northwest suburbs of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Champlin is a town full of nothing but round-a-bouts and random jacked-up pickup trucks. Brett Farve once visited the local movie theater but Chumptown was really put on the map when Jimmy Falon visited in 2018 for literally no reason at all.

Joe: "Have you ever been to Champlin?"
Tim: "My grandma lives in a nursing home in Champlin, she claims she saw Brett Farve at the movies once."

by gremlintoes June 28, 2018

unconscious coupling

To go out, drink yourself into oblivion, then end up getting it on with someone without any recollection of how it all happened.

After the divorce, Chris went out, drank a litre of vodka and woke up, hungover, in a strange house with a naked woman. He'd clearly been unconscious coupling again.

by TheLittleBear May 14, 2014

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

Clumping

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.

He's been clumping a number of fatties lately

by The Reg September 18, 2007

chumming

When you remove the bloody tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.

That was quite a chumming when Leslie was on her period, and I chummed that bus of Japanese tourists at Bonaroo.

by moxiecomedynyc.com May 5, 2009