Very strong marijuana strain with easily noticeable THC crystals, which are often mistaken for cocaine crystals by people with single figure IQ's
Guy 1: Man that chronic I bought yesterday was laced with cocaine
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.
by thearchitect November 25, 2007
Get the chronic mug.A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.
Often times such behavior would be considered
inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.
These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.
Often times such behavior would be considered
inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.
These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."
Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"
Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."
"You are hella chronically online man."
Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"
Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."
"You are hella chronically online man."
by icecream358 March 6, 2023
Get the Chronically Online mug.A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
Get the The Martian Chronicles mug.When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.
Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).
Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).
Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?
Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!
Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!
by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023
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2. A song by Rhythm Invention
2. A song by Rhythm Invention
Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"
by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009
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Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009
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