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choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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cooking jamaican

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.
"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"
by andrw May 15, 2007
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Choking

The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.
Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.
by Fuckandydalton January 5, 2014
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Cooking

A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
He was arrested for cooking
by Elissa.marie June 16, 2008
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Choking

If you're choking, just swallow.
by Taydizz227 April 23, 2020
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Choking

Choking - Failing a big opportunity to hit something big. Macau / Borat, for example, is the king of chokes.
You saw that stream last night? Macau was choking so bad. He even choked the 6 man OS.
by sweggityswegsweg February 26, 2014
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Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.
Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )
by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020
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