cheevers

you get all itchy, and tiny mutant aliens crawl out of your vagina

Oh no! That bastard gave me cheevers!

by ladyfriend1013 January 23, 2010

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

Cheesedick

A military term used to describe a soldier who is a complete fuck-up, a complete kiss ass, and/or is obsessed with being Airborne or anything else that doesn't really matter.

Did he really try to commission in a maroon beret? What a cheesedick

by BMW2412 July 9, 2009

cheesed

1. the lame (or thought of as cute at the time) things men try to pull off in order to get laid. (e.g. bringing you coffee to the library during finals, phrases like "have you ever _____ ?...can i be your first?", feeding you any kind of food...you get the picture)

"I got cheesed last night by 3 different guys"

"he totally just cheesed you"

by Paulina V. November 10, 2008

cheeked

When someone puts their bare butt up on someone's face. Preferably when they are passed out from partying.

LOL, everyone look, Wes was cheeked by Steve again!

by serotonin April 24, 2006

Cheeve

irritate or to get on someone nerves

Yo you cheeve me son.
Deadass b you cheeve on my motha you do

by Mugga718 December 31, 2016

Cheesed

Confused; Can't wrap head around something

"Working on an exam and suddenly reaching a road block"
- I'm Cheesed

by LingLongDong November 11, 2018