Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Cheems

Cheems is a dog that limke burmger. He is a relative of doge and has two sons, one named Cheems Jr., the other one being named Baby Cheemsburmger. Most words that they say have the letter 'm' placed in the middle, example: burger = Burmger or Burmber.

Trash person - Hey look, it's that cheems dog!
Cool guy- Dog? That is a god, a a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. Get that through your skull you wet chicken nugget with syrup and potato water drizzled on it. Swine.

by Dankey God October 5, 2020

cheese

A term coined by RTS gamers when a player uses non ordinary measures, often considered cheap tactics, to win the game early.

He canon rushed me on Xel Naga. What a cheese move.

by kukuboi May 22, 2011

Cheeks fuck

The sexual act or action where the penis is positioned between the butt-cheeks in a way that it is perpendicular to the ass-hole, similar to that of the placement when inserting a hot dog into the bun; and with any range of vigor, slip to and fro accordingly, ideally with generous swass for lube.

Since my husband got wind of cheeks fucking, all he wants to do is cheeks fuck my fucking butt!

by grokdeezcheeks July 13, 2009

Fromunda cheese

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting

Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower

by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008