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Cheesecake surprise 

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.
Cheesecake surprise by Miller002 November 7, 2006
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Cheesecake Factory 

When you are drunk and trying to say "strawberry shortcake" but you think of the restaurant Cheesecake Factory instead and end up saying the restaurant name.
F*ck that b*tch, i'll give her a "cheesecake factory".
Cheesecake Factory by Tammy the 4th December 25, 2008

cheesecake lollipop 

When you cum on a girl's tits and make her lick it off.
"Damn Leroy, I just gave that hood rat a cheesecake lollipop!"
"Whaaaa?!"

cheesecake factory 

When you nut in a girls mouth and she swallows a load of chunky monkey, she's been to the cheesecake factory.
I was with Latoya last night. That bitch gave good neck, at the end, I took her to the cheesecake factory.
cheesecake factory by ScottTheTard December 3, 2007

cheesecake party 

Where you go to a party and eat cheesecake
Hey are you going to the cheesecake party

Cheesecake dick 

someone who uses cheese cake in a sexual endeavour;

someone is is retarded and has a small penis
Cheesecake dick by dirtyoldman December 2, 2007

Cheesecake on a Stick 

A sexual act where you put a slice or whole pie of cheesecake (depending on the girl) inside her vagina. The man then "plows" her until he cums. Then the female must suck the remnants of the cheesecake off his penis.
Last night we went to the cheesecake factory, and after dinner I gave Jody the Cheesecake on a Stick! And She loved it!