cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

cheeseburger motherfucker

a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult

*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"

by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.

Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...

by Bananey January 16, 2022

Cheeseburger Backshots

When you eat a cheeseburger at the same time you're extravagantly stroking and pummeling her insides

Yo bro did you hear about troy? he gave his ex some crazy cheeseburger backshots at bart...

nah bro I heard he was all up in them guts.

by ;// August 5, 2023

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

cheeseburger sex

when the woman's vagina is crammed with cheese burger ingredients aka pickles lettuce cheese beef etc
as well the outer flap of the vagina being covered in sesame seeds the man will proceed to have sex forcing the woman to eat the leftovers on his penis

damn girl i had cheeseburger sex last night with tiffany she bit my dick off

by rohsie cunt October 9, 2020