cereal pirate

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.

1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.

by argh! April 27, 2006

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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

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Cerebral Darwinism

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.

After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

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cerapter

A winged unicorn, from the Greek words ceros meaning "horn" and pteros meaning "wing."

The painting showed a cerapter flying above a normal unicorn that had no wings.

by Alaedda November 6, 2006

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Cerenity

A beautiful girl with terrific green eyes. Girl who knows what she wants and then takes it, stubborn but cute. She doesn't like drama, she try's to keep peace between friends. Only lies when it's protecting someone. Goes great with someone who wants to be with her, not to nice but treats her good.

That girl is such a Cerenity!
Did you see that girl over there? She is such a Cerenity!

by Quin mcdougle March 22, 2017

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