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Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.
Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".
by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019
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The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.
We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.
by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019
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Bigger, cooler, grizzled

Adj The perfect way to describe how much you missed your red, emo, space boyfriend that's been gone for far too long.
"Are you sure you're not his bigger, cooler, grizzled brother?"
by Unicorn_&_Klance_Trash July 18, 2018
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Boston Cooler

A beverage popular in Southeast Michigan made with sweet ginger ale and vanilla ice cream. Made popular at drive ins during the 50s, still very popular today.
Give me a Boston Cooler with my onion rings.
by swamphawk22 February 23, 2011
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Beer Cooler

When a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your cock in like a beer in a cooler.

*Note: If her face doesn't resemble a lumpy Dizzy Gillespie, it's merely a Polar Blow.
After Jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler Trey.
by Nick and Burge November 23, 2005
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Canadian Cooler

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010
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cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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