A short, squat guy who probably has a receding hairline, spent a long time in the minor leagues, and is better-known for his defense than for anything he does as a hitter.
Michael McKenry should be the backup catcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
by Bucs Dugout October 11, 2011
by T-Dawg2017 September 21, 2018
Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!
by Michele one fuckin L January 14, 2010
n. Generously Proportioned Knickers
As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!
by Daxxler February 21, 2003
A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.
by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008
Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.
by thefashionpolice April 21, 2011
A female who enjoys the company of homosexual males. Typically has one ,or more, on hand at all times.
by Nikaila=] January 03, 2009