chesterbate

when a male masturbates, ejaculating onto his chest or abdomen, and rubs his semen into his skin. it is not used as terms of moisturization, but only for pleasure.

Last night, Chad masturbated and didn't have anything to wipe up with, so he decided to just chesterbate.

by the mad adore December 19, 2007

rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016

cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009