Camel No

When a guy is wearing tight pants that accentuate his package.

Hey Mal. Check out that dude over there. That is such a camel no!

by DjJimmyJ October 30, 2008

Camel Glow

A phrase conjured up after the creation of the LED Bikini.

What about that one?

No, I can totally see her Camel Glow.

by Endgame1320 August 25, 2010

camel cake

Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.

Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.

"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."

"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"

"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"

by Rahtedpumpclart May 21, 2012

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”

by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019

Camel Clamp

When you’re inside a girl and she flex’s her pussy muscles to trap you inside of her.

“I heard that Nemo camel clamped Brandon while he was about to nut”

by TMoney769 August 13, 2023

camel unfiltered

An extremely strong cigarette made by the "Camel" brand. These particular cigarettes have no filters in them, hence the name.

I smoke 4 packs of Camel unfiltered cigarettes a day to help keep me strong.

by signull July 8, 2006

Camel cash

Noun refering to the small pieces of paper glued to the back of Camel cigarette packs. Saved and raded in to recieve 'free' things, unless you count the fact that you bought 20,000 packs of cigs to do it.

The useless pieces of paper covering the backseat floor of my car.

by Richard 'Dick' Nixon August 14, 2004