cactus mccoy

Online game from early days, everyone loves it

Hey, let's play some Cactus McCoy together!

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

Flamingo Cactus

Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night

Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.

by Camou-man January 17, 2013

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010

cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013

Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.

I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021