Cack Smack

The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.

Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.

by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005

Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.

Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.

by cahhak April 29, 2009

Warm Cack

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.

I miss Ryan's warm cack.

by weirdguyacrossthestreet May 1, 2011

Cack Out

to pass out or sleep heavy cause your drunk af.

Example 1: I'm so fucked up imma cack out you P.O.S.
Example 2: Jimmy's cacked out lets draw a dick on his forehead!

by jesusbaph777 September 28, 2021

big cack

A penis so big it destroys anything it enters

Wow thas a big cack

by Pd935 September 30, 2017

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006