cable rage

Impotent fury at being unable to untangle cables, wires, chains or rope like items.

John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.

by Morrisimo September 9, 2008

jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 10, 2004

cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

icing a cable

wanking over someone else shit that is left unflushed in a toilet e.g. at work toilet

bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable

by jhkt3 May 12, 2010

chowing cable

Performing fellatio upon a man's penis. Generally done by homosexual geriatric asian men (see: lemonparty.org).

That old man of asian decent chowed my cable all day long.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

Cable Fetish

A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object.

When Cecilie rubs a cable inbetween her toes she goes "AAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa"
Cable Fetish.

by mrman566372 September 2, 2018