champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

champagne campaign

a group of words inserted by 50 cent (a.k.a. curtis jackson) when he panics and doesnt remember how to finish a rhyme

50: uhhh... on my champagne campaign
crowd: fuck that he already used it
^crowd leaves

by paddywagon December 28, 2005

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 9, 2005

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012

Strawberries and Champagne

An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.

On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.

by JohnCheatsAtGorillas June 20, 2017

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.

by Grgrman May 1, 2022

champagne bubblebath

standing in the shower with the shower off with your partner kneeling down, you proceed to pour champagne down your chest so it runs over your genital area while she is performing oral sex upon you.

i had an awesome champagne bubblebath last night! it was great! the more i poured, the harder she sucked!!

by stakzent February 19, 2011