to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle

Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet

by Q tron15 August 26, 2021

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

budget

what every school is on

budget=school

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Budget cut

A hair cut/hair line that's so bad it looks like they did it themselves

Damn that nigga got a budget cut

by [Markus] January 7, 2017

Budget twins

Martinez twins

Irrelevant YouTubers who used snake Paul for fame but are still very irrelevant they wish they are wannabes

Do you like the budget twins?
-you mean the Martinez twins?
-gross no

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025