Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

Britard

Britard: A Britney Spears fanatic who is blind, biased, and refuses to accept any negative opinion/or speak any negative opinion about Britney. also see enabler
A Blind Britney Fan IE a Stan..

Britard speaking:
"If You Seek Amy was Britney's BEST Video"
"Circus is the Best Album"
"Her dancing is perfect"

by steven........................ June 4, 2009

BriTANick

Pronounced like "Titanic", Britanick is two friends BRIAN and NICK who are putting their degrees from NYU to literally no use. Their videos have been making YouTubers laugh for months, and their recent "Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer" has been the most popular to date. They could also bang your mother, sister, girlfriend, and pretty female cousin because of how awesome and funny they are. DO SOMETHING.

Guy 1: Our YouTube video has over a hundred hits!
Guy 2: That may be, but we're nowhere near as successful as BriTANick.

by BriFANick May 18, 2010

Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina

holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!

by Greg B September 6, 2005

Little Britain

A TV show which is basically the league of gentlemen spread out over the rest of Britian. Zany and dark in part, but hilarious in every way, like the League- most characters are played by the smae two actors. A must see.

Little Britian is almost as good as the League.

"Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but." (If you've seen it you'll know!)

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

little britan

funniest tv series program ever, i like the spaz in wheelchair

little britan is cool - ya i no, dont like it, computer says nooooo,

if you were to ask me on a monday id say yeeeees

by robbie helm December 27, 2006

for Britain!

Used sarcastically/mokingly: When someone does something so well or often that they could represent Britain in the Olympics (or other national event) if the activity that they are good at were an Olympic sport or similar.

"Kate shops for Britain!", "I know she spent a whole day trying on shoes!"

"Chris sleeps for Britain!", "I know he didn't get up til 3 in the afternoon."

by Tom Wilinson August 19, 2007