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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
by Stellababe June 8, 2013
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boring bruce

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"
by MecPT May 10, 2016
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That one room in your house you never go in except for during adult parties that your parents throw. The only activity that happens in the boring room is sitting idly while your parents and other adults talk and sip drinks.
My parents made me stay with them in the boring room during one of their dinner parties, when I just wanted to go down and play in the basement.
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barrington prairie campus is the worst. you have the group of brandy melville whores who sip iced caramel macchiatos at exactly 8:52 am. then you have the group of social rejects who slit their wrists for attention. then you have the republican trump supporting boys who literally smell like booty. bitches there don’t even know who to start or finish a relationship. i will not forget about jiggly gillette and his beanstalk looking ass. let’s also not forget that one bitch julia holland. if you wanna throw a drink at your ex please exit without crying julia. welcome to satan’s palace.
i was a victim at barrington prairie campus
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Zed: Bring out the Gimp.

Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.

Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
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Bring Your Own Balls

A phrase functioning as a bit of a warning that’s often used when you invite savvy investors into a high risk business venture that requires not only serious wealth but significant courage and stamina.
Only the uber-rich were even invited and the invitation itself included the acronym BYOB which in this case meant ‘Bring Your Own Balls’ since only the most intrepid risk takers would even consider diving into this shark-filled environment.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
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