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Bristol

Verb- To get knocked up or impregnated; generally while underaged and out of wedlock.
Sho'ty got bristoled; nows I gots a baby mamma skimmin' my goddam paycheck!
by Cheapie Jankins June 16, 2009
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bristol city's

Tities, Bangers, Fun-Bags, Chats, Boobs etc.
Jays, look at the bristol city's on your one in the red, I'd love to give her a sharp dart
by TeamSter June 24, 2005
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Bristle Wank

Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
by levileslie April 13, 2015
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Bristol England

Bedminster, the original part of Bristol, was set up as a hospital for People on a pilgrimage to near by Glastonbury, and if you go to Bristol in the summer you will see things haven't changed much. As the capital of the south west of Britain, home of stone circles and surfers, Bristol is a laid back place.

Bristol is home of the graffiti artist Banksy and experimental artist Damien Hurst, of the Harry Potter author and comedians Bill Bailey and Justin Lee collins. The drama department of Bristol university introduced the stars of Little Britain and it was in homage to this that Vikki Pollard has a Bristol accent. Bristolians are very proud of their vernacular and hence a series of tee shirts have been spourned with sayings such as "Gert Lush" and "Ow bist me babber", other graduates from Bristol Uni include Simon Pegg and the film "Hot Fuzz" filmed in near by Wells gives good examples of local dialect.
Where you too?" "I'm in Brizzle""Speak up me babber, I canse 'ere you" "I'm in Bristol England.
by Mez1 December 13, 2010
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Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope
by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017
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Cock Bristle

A considerably thick and long strand of hair hanging off of the shaft of a penis.
Dude my cock bristle is making my balls itch.
by Authura March 21, 2010
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Bristol City

Shit`ed. Swindlers. Wanna be Big Club. Morons.
Oh, ignore him. Hes just a Shit`ed!
by Mad Man Moulding September 30, 2003
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