Brennan

Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.
Have you seen Brennan, I think he likes me

Oh he’s for everybody, but free cocaine.
by Not your concern69 January 23, 2020
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A hunk daddy who is amazing and the best at everything possible.
"Brennan is the best being ever." "I know."
by Totallynotbrennan April 22, 2022
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Brennan

Largest clown in SAF. Doesn’t understand simple English and needs to be spanked on his head.
Stop behaving like Brennan
by 3DKDtim May 11, 2022
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Brennan

a freak who dyed his hair white and looks like the kid from meet the robinsons. He acts like he can snowboard but knows hes to unathletic to stay up. he thinks hes cute but his ugly white hair ruins it. He also wears ugly patagonia hats.
by quis long December 07, 2018
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A gay teenage boy who only plays hockey and sucks dick on the side
“Did u see that guy? He’s such a noob
“Yeah he’s such a Brennan”
by Annanelson7 November 04, 2019
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