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border cunt

John: "That guy is dating a border cunt. Man he is so lucky."
by bordercunts.com December 6, 2014
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.
"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."
by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008
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South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.
Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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border nigger

That border nigger stole my job!!!
by Paulyd707 August 2, 2006
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Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.
"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"
by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 29, 2010
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Border Child

A person between the ages of 10-25 that is on the Border of their life. Everyday is a complete stuggle and contemplation on suicide is a daily occurance. Life has little to no meaning. Every day is a little bit darker than the next. Border Children lack the fear of death and are strangely curious about death. The only reason a Border Child stays alive is because s/he cares about hurting others, wants to find the right way to end their life or has little things like Bffs, drugs, sunshine, Adventures, laughter, music and family. (IF they have a family) These Children spend their lives surrounded by drugs, booze and hopelessness. The only cure is surrounding yourself with other Border Children.
Person 1: Did you hear Derrick attempted suicide 2 days ago?
Person 2: Dude, that happens, like every week. Hes a Border Child.
Person 1: I think I see him over there buying some drugs off the girl who attempted suicide last week. Wow.
Person 2: Border Children..
by wrappedINred May 10, 2010
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