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BOOSTER

A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 16, 2020
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BOOSTER

A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 16, 2020
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Honey Booster

Someone who is sweet, kind, caring and loving to others.
I love honey booster people.. They're the best people to keep around you.
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
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booster dose

booster dose :
a supplementary dose of a therapeutic agent designed to increase the effectiveness of one or more previously administered doses.
"My friend had to git an booster dose because the other previous medications needed some help."
by DFJ-OWD-928 November 9, 2022
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Dead Baby Booster

Dead Baby Booster is when a pregnant woman gets the Covid vaccine and the baby comes out dead or deformed.
I feel so sorry for that girl, she gave birth to a Dead Baby Booster in the ally behind the dumpster and I helped her get get up.
by MuddyBottoms November 12, 2022
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Elf Booster

When two elves stack on top of each other to eat out a tell girl while she is standing
We were looking for a step stool but we had to resort to an Elf Booster
Team work makes the dream work
by pickle_monkey November 26, 2022
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Booster juice man

The booster juice man is a booster juice cup but if you take a sip he will appear and take your bibaja
by Alligator_king23 April 22, 2022
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