The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 13, 2012
When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
by Badabing42069 October 31, 2021
A bluff that is convincing.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
It is a wannabe Lake Forest. Nobody knows if Knollwood is its own town or a part of Lake Bluff. Suzy Swirls is nice I guess?
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
They think their beach is better than Lake Forest’s but is 1/3 of the size...
by North shore brat June 15, 2021
A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.
Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
by Erick🧸 March 20, 2022
A place full of drug addicts that constantly get in trouble for vaping in the bathrooms. There is fights like every week and everyone behaves like animals.
Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
by Erick🧸 March 20, 2022
She called me at 1am to come over to her house but she passed out before I could get there, total Booty Bluff.
by CamDogs July 21, 2011