stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Bloak

A Pimp Ass Boss

That guy Shane... Homie Bloak forreal!

by BloakBoys May 21, 2021

Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

Wok Block

When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.

Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.

by SDNX July 22, 2009

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Tac-block

Tac-block {tach-blach}

1) n. Someone who prevents their drunk/high/sober friends from attaining the Taco Bell that they crave.

2) v. To prevent someone from going to/getting the Taco Bell that they desire.

1) "Listen man, you're killing my buzz. I'm seriously hungry right now and you're being a total Tac-block!"

2) "I swear if you get high tonight, I will totally Tac-block you. We've already been there four times this week!"

by Plain Cookies September 29, 2009