bockward

When your all tweeked out and it's awkward

Bro I was u for 7 days and things got a little bockward

by Drop those digits girl February 20, 2018

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

by mrsteveo March 24, 2009

Lockward

literally:lock/awkward. derived from the awkward moment when someone is opening the car doors and you are opening them either slightly too early or are just unaware its open.

if you were hopping into your bosses car to go get brunch and he and you are struggling in the communication department, things may get Lockward.

by Autismprime July 5, 2011

Backwards Dougie

Part one of the Twank by 2Dope, goin backwards on the dougie.

Kieran had a little too much to drink so he started the backwards dougie.

by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011

backwards watch

verb.

To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.

I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.

by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014

backwards pinching crab

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.

Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.

by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014