Blinding Beaver

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.
Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.
by reignMAKER December 13, 2010
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Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.
I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
by Jeff DuffKnee October 06, 2005
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Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.
Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!
by shaun br April 21, 2017
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Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010
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boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts
I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness
by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014
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blind hating

When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.

Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.

Never formally met, but you hating on me.
1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.

2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.

3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.
by "J-A" @JaHighwayENT December 16, 2013
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