The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.
dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011
Get the Apple Blindnessmug. I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005
Get the Blind Unicornmug. Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?
Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!
Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!
Nigel :- it's nice!
Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!
Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!
Nigel :- it's nice!
by shaun br April 21, 2017
Get the Food blindmug. When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.
Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.
Never formally met, but you hating on me.
Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.
Never formally met, but you hating on me.
1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.
2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.
3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.
2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.
3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.
by "J-A" @JaHighwayENT December 17, 2013
Get the blind hatingmug. by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014
Get the boob blindnessmug. When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010
Get the Friend Blindnessmug. by Tinypyro June 6, 2017
Get the Close the blindsmug.