Wank-it Blanket

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"
by ElShenanigano14 October 09, 2007
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skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
by tucker1995 August 01, 2018
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 07, 2015
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snag blanket

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house
at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.
by jlunsford2 September 08, 2018
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Blanket Season

Noun

The time of year, particularly between the late winter and early spring, where temperatures become so cold that students will often bring blankets to school (usually in high school) in an effort to combat the harsh conditions.
Florida's Blanket Season is between mid march to mid February because around that time, many high school students will bring their favorite blankets and even huddle together to prevent shivering .

All my friends are wearing blankets around school; it must be Blanket Season.
by Woodrow Wils0n December 25, 2015
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Blanket Bash

Putting a blanket over the victim and proceed to bash them
Kaitlin: "I'm going to beat you at Mario Kart"

Keira: "If you beat me buddy, I'm going to blanket bash you"
by Dancing Dwight June 14, 2011
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blanket slap

When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.
Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.
by VidkidVidkid May 15, 2017
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