bored to death

When a human being has absolutely nothing to do. They feel like they're going to die of boredom because of how bored they are.

Well, the computer crashed, My car is at the shop, My X-Box is old and crummy. I'm freakin BORED TO DEATH!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

bore-fuck

Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.

Somebody really needs to bore-fuck Nancy Pelosi. Get her to shut the hell up.

by cockpony July 8, 2009

why am i so bored

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

bored as shit

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Aurora borealis

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

by Lukus pookus May 29, 2018

Boredache

Boreache.

1. To become so weary by dull, repetitive or tedious tasks that one starts to suffer from a dull, yet irrating pain.

"This is so repetitive it's giving me a boredache."
"Can we do something else? My boredache is acting up on me again."
"My boredache is tingling."

by Picture Frame May 22, 2006

Björk

Only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.

# 1: Whose your favorite band?

Me: Björk

# 1: What's that?

Me: It's not a what, it's a she. www.bjork.com

by Jessica March 23, 2005