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fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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Bandersnatch

A bandersnatch, is, but is not a limited to, a pit like being with fangs, tentacles, and normally suction cups!
by Kai Friend June 20, 2007
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binder

Used by female transvestites to reduce the size and appearance of their breasts by constriction in order to appear more masculine. a simple binder is layers of women's dress hose, although there are commercially available binders.
"Yeah, right now I'm using some hose that as a binder until I get the one that i bought."
by Absintheluck December 3, 2005
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benders

Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
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blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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Hymen-Binder

Hymen-Binder is the female equivilent to a cock-block.

Coming from the words hymen, symbol of a womans virginity, and bind, meaning to constrict.
'to constrict a womans sex'
hymen-binders come in many forms, from needy friends, to jelous guys, and even a womans period can be considered a natural hymen-binder
my ex-boyfriend is such a Hymen-Binder

Jessica is a Hymen-Binder
by omgwtfbbq_hymen-binder October 12, 2010
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google binder

things that we think are at the end of your shoe laces, they are great they stop your shoes laces from going poopy!
"my google binders are the shizz yo!"
by libz an em June 11, 2006
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