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Total Bigger Death

Phrase used by the "Small Power" midget movement to be discriminatory toward tall people, whom the movement refers to as "Biggers". It is sometimes shortened to the acronym TBD.
I named my minecraft sword "Total Bigger Death" to represent my hatred for those tallies.

Today would be a fine day for Total Bigger Death!
by michaelchef October 10, 2023
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There's always a bigger Mike

There's always a bigger Mike
by 3-Seat November 27, 2021
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Buggery Bollocks

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...
by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006
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Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.
by I8mypen April 19, 2009
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A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 11, 2014
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When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
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The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.
Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.
by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016
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