blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008

Blister This Asshole

A term used to say lets "GTFO".

"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

by Cockballs McHairy Nutsack July 2, 2009

bisto bollocks

the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.

Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.

by the testicle team August 4, 2012

Sistah Blistah

Black female who has and spreads genital herpes.

Mookie: Yo Gilligan, how was your date with Sistah Blistah?

Gilligan: Sistah who??? . . . . Ow!

by michael michael motorcycle September 7, 2007

blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

The only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. Or a dance-off.

I got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

I ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. What a blisterfeld!

by Marcus Andronicus December 28, 2009

Blisterfeld

n. 1.That awkward side-to-side motion you do when you're trying to get past someone, and you each move the same way.

2. a weird uncomfortable shuffling between two people facing each other.

Person A and person B shuffle awkwardly from side to side once attempting to walk past each other.

Person A says to friend "That was one awkward Blisterfeld"

by nikkk. December 28, 2009

Dick Blister

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

by William Ichord July 19, 2007