by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up
by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

by Bernard’sBiggestHater April 18, 2023

Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!
by Sweethomealagrandma November 24, 2021

by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021
