Beachmaster

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

Bradley Beach

Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.

"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"

by ilove07720 March 31, 2009

Omaha beach

1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.

2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.

1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.

2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!

by Vanilla Coke Kid July 23, 2004

beach whistle

The plastic tampon dispensers that once used, have a tendency to wash up on beachs.

Dave and I were going to dive the cove but were deterred by all the crap that washed up on shore, including condoms and beach whistles.

by ab_iron August 6, 2006

Beachballing

To micromanage a thing while having none of the requisite skill to micromanage it.

My boss has no idea how to make a commercial but he' s beachballing me with bad ideas about it.

by walrus1066 September 20, 2017

Beach Muscles

Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.

Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.

by JimboD October 18, 2010

Beach Boys

A rock group from the 1960s founded by Brian Wilson and his brothers and cousin in Southern California. Their songs focused on the "California culture" of the 1960s about surfing, cars and girls.

The Beach Boys is one of the best rock groups ever in my opinion.

by [e-mail] March 4, 2008