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the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.
The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.
by N. Sanity November 19, 2006
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Benched

A person goes behind your legs, on their knees, whilst another person pushes you from the front and you fall back.
"OOH EMILY GOT BENCHED ON CONCRETE!!"
"Holy shit! There's blood!"
by HewbyGewby June 17, 2009
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bleecher

n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.
1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!
by obie October 20, 2003
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Beechy

Homo-sapian, well so we think. The beechy is probably the least punctual person on the entire planet. Capable of random acts of extreme rage when provoked (especially when making remarks about his sister), the beechy is commonly found at the local watering hole, drowing his sorrows and trying to grab young females in their down stairs region!
Man did you see beechy with that chick, he's such a beechy!!
by G-Train September 6, 2005
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Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.
"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."
by EricD0191 October 16, 2008
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Beerhead

A dude who's just fuckin' druunk all the time. Does drunk jocks things and looks stupid.
Yo that dude is such a beerhead, he drank a six pack for breakfast and is doing kegstands for lunch. Now he's trying to half-cab over that little kid. Fuckin' druuuunk!
by DibblyWibbly October 27, 2005
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Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up
Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale
by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
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