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Beaut

1. Aussie abbreviation for something or someone who is beautiful, used with one syllable rather than the standard three because they're lazy convicts

2. (Invernesian, or possible Scouse origin) Someone who has all the unfortunately personality and physical flaws of being ugly, smelly, extremely stupid, cheaply dressed, immoral and generally a cunt - generic not literal term. Ironically mostly used by beauts themselves, respectable people wouldn't touch the word with a shitty stick.
1. {Aussie approaches a woman at a bar} G'Day Sheila, you're a real beaut! Can we have sex?

No...

Well would you mind lying down while I have some?

2. Here, you, what ya saying?! Mun then ya beaut eh! I'll fucking smash ye! (Example of unprovoked unintelligible Ned behaviour and speech)
by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 5, 2011
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Beauperfous

A word used to describe a girl who you are absolutely in love with that is Beautiful, Perfect, and Gorgeous.(my girlfriend kelly)
Yo guys, my girlfriend is absolutely Beauperfous and she's mine forever.
by lickwidravr March 30, 2009
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Beautifal machine

A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.
Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine
by Stuart X March 29, 2010
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Beaued

A. To make love or to have consensual sex with a women till they die from sexual pleasure. Not Rape. (note: no actual death is needed to occur but should be the objective)

B. To perform at anything until near perfection is achieved in said act.
A. Rebecca "Wow did you you hear about Allison?", Susan "No what happened?"
Rebecca "She got Beaued by Bryan last night, her parents are so upset"

B. That's a really good painting, it looks like you really Beaued this one.
by BigREDgrin April 7, 2011
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beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
by Person.0001 April 26, 2011
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beautance

anything that is surprisingly beautiful and cute at the same time
What a beautance!!!
by Guelph LA Student January 25, 2011
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beaugeard

he is a beaugeard
by the trolololo om nom nom babie November 29, 2011
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