The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)
Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.
by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011
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Genvieve: Can you make me a B.L.T.?
Judy: Sure thing!
Genvieve: I'll watch.
-A moment or two later-
Genvieve: WHOA. You totally blew my mind with your batrix assembly.
Judy: Sure thing!
Genvieve: I'll watch.
-A moment or two later-
Genvieve: WHOA. You totally blew my mind with your batrix assembly.
by PineappleGummeh July 3, 2011
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Pronunciation
Bah-trehk-Payt-man
Batrick Pateman is a controversial user on the internet. The kind that big YouTubers don't even notice because the user is so hidden.
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Batrick Pateman is a controversial user on the internet. The kind that big YouTubers don't even notice because the user is so hidden.
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by a chick who knows Bakaris August 27, 2009
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by Twiztid November 18, 2004
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