1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone
2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie
2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie
1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.
2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!
2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!
by Exhibit May 17, 2005
Get the Baseball mug.A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.
by Dudeguy332 February 16, 2010
Get the Baseball mug.1. A popular sport
2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.
2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.
by timgetsmoney October 11, 2008
Get the Baseball mug.An extremely amazing sport that is played using a bat, ball, and glove. Baseball is one of the hardest sports to play because it is 99% mental. It is also referred to as our nations past time.
Hey Calvin, wanna go play some baseball with my black friend?
Calvin like to think about baseball so he dosnt prematurely ejaculate!
Calvin like to think about baseball so he dosnt prematurely ejaculate!
by Tyler36366433 December 15, 2014
Get the Baseball mug.A true mans game! The most complex sports there is involving physics and strength to play! Involving hitting fielding and throwing to play. Ps.. Best sport ever
by Mike from bf August 18, 2013
Get the Baseball mug.An American variation on the English girls' sport of rounders. Baseball lowers the skill factor considerably by using a bat almost twice the size of a rounders bat thus making striking the thrown ball much easier.
Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.
Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.
Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing rounders!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.
by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009
Get the Baseball mug.American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.
by chealseafan January 18, 2010
Get the Baseball mug.