In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 18, 2006
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A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 08, 2020
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Barbee

Check out that fine ass female, she's gotta be a Barbee!
by That Red Thang September 11, 2008
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Barbee

An annoying woman who just keeps buzzing around you. Also mixes herself in other people's business. Very pretty but is always unintentionally bothering you.
Woman 1: Oh my gosh! Have you seen that lady there? She can't stop speaking.
Woman 2: Yeah! She's such a barbee!
by Jokes51 July 18, 2019
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barbee

a vacuous bimbo who utters endless streams of New Age information, who will spread her legs for anything and everything, who ignores pesky little things like copyright law, the truth, and facts
"Make love, not war", screamed barbee, after she said there wasn't enough woman power in the world.
by Cheam Mom September 20, 2003
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Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.
by YoungKebbles September 16, 2010
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