up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barbee

The Baddest, most beautiful family in Decatur.

Check out that fine ass female, she's gotta be a Barbee!

by That Red Thang October 22, 2008

Barbee

An annoying woman who just keeps buzzing around you. Also mixes herself in other people's business. Very pretty but is always unintentionally bothering you.

Woman 1: Oh my gosh! Have you seen that lady there? She can't stop speaking.
Woman 2: Yeah! She's such a barbee!

by Jokes51 July 18, 2019

barbee

a vacuous bimbo who utters endless streams of New Age information, who will spread her legs for anything and everything, who ignores pesky little things like copyright law, the truth, and facts

"Make love, not war", screamed barbee, after she said there wasn't enough woman power in the world.

by Cheam Mom September 20, 2003

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010