Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek a influncer on tiktok with 200k followers

People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe

Jasmine bartek is not Zoe

by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021

Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.

1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?

by Ellen G. White May 14, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.

"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church

by lizzysparkles July 1, 2011

bapster

Delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: (to be bapster to see a person).
- Characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: (a bapster mood; a bapster frame of mind).
- Obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): (a trigger-bapster gangster. Everybody is gadget-bapster these days).

The boy was 'bapster' when he realised that there were two pieces of pizza left.

by ManxMarko June 26, 2007

Baptidome

Insanely large church. If it's not bigger than the mall, it doesn't fully glorify Jeebus.

On Sunday in Houston, the show will be at the Baptidome.

by dougules February 24, 2008

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009