balloon land

getting fucked up off of nitrous

he just went to balloon land

by erin August 04, 2004

midnight balloon

A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.

Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.

Misstress: Huh?

Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!

Mistress: I can't hear shit!

Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!

Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.

by Young Flare "Woo" February 14, 2015

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

solar balloon

A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.

-is that a solar balloon?

-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!

by solo_sabbath April 09, 2010

Balloon Lips

Balloon Lips are lips that keep people from speaking the English language properly

Communicating with balloon lips is very difficult.

by Loinslinger August 09, 2020

Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021

Balloon Animalling

The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.

I put a balloon in her butt and blew it up. Tada! Balloon Animalling.

by TheOriginalLunatic July 28, 2012