Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
Get the baldy downlowmug. Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj
by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022
Get the Baldy Locksmug. by Slap head Steve August 27, 2021
Get the Baldy Snottermug. Baldy Range is an area where a long shot is taken in pro clubs between the distances of 20-35 yards from goal.
by BaldGuy October 15, 2021
Get the Baldy Rangemug. Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022
Get the Baldi’s Basicsmug. by tgkprog April 27, 2022
Get the baldimug. by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025
Get the Baldymug.