Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb

That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.

by bahut6 May 1, 2021

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025

Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Baldy

Baldy Top stat wanker wants to fist mumma

Huu hu Fuck off jack

No Karl Baldy top fucking stats

by Wu94 November 20, 2025

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick that it always shaved and smooth

Baldy was really fun to play with last night

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025