backseat gamer

Someone who watches people play video games and tries to give them tips on how the game is "properly" played.

I like playing Fallout 3, but not around Nathan. He's a backseat gamer.

by cooseff2 August 15, 2010

Backseat driver

Sexual position:
One person gets down onto their hands and knees while a male comes behind to connect the reproductive organs, the man then climbs onto the back of the person on the floor, using their ears to steer.

"Hey John, how about we try something more interesting tonight?
How about a Backseat Driver?"

by MemeMeister42 November 13, 2016

Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.

Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.

by bill77hill May 9, 2021

backseat thuggin'

it's not a thing it's an activity. what you must do is:

1. sit somewhere towards the back of a gathering of people (ie: a classroom)

2. often times you either must look really cool or really threatening, often giving dirty looks at a speaker

3. can only be done in a public gathering (ie: a class, lecture, public address)

Jack: hey, Alex, Steve looks pissed.
Alex: Naw, he ain't pissed man, Steve be backseat thuggin'.

by Solid.Snake1985 April 6, 2013

Backseat hoppin

I’m vette shoppin

You backseat hoppin, You be talkin like a bitch, you look gay you need to stop it

by One singular Indian July 12, 2023

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011

Backseat Vet

Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.

"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."

by Takuro December 26, 2022