Broken Boner 

n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.

Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"

Broken Boner by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006

broken record

One who continually repeats the same statement with little variation, if any.

Derives directly from the (slightly inaccurate) term involving polyvinyl record albums, where such a "broken" record would repeatedly skip back a moment in what being played. (The term was inaccurate - usually such skippage was caused by debris on the disc.)

Hey, Bob is being a broken record about the salad bar. Somebody wanna hit him?

broken record by Dennis The Tiger April 20, 2007

Broken Uterus 

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

Broken Uterus by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012

Broken Record Syndrome 

When you can't stop thinking about the same thing.
You think about it over and over again, like a broken record would play the same part of a song over and over again.

She couldn't stop thinking about the boy she liked, so she came to the conclusion that she had Broken Record Syndrome.

Broken Record Syndrome by kjshdfkljsf May 27, 2008

broken hearted 

The worst thing you could ever do to someone. It's a feeling of love, hate, depression, anger, & anxiety all at once. It's the feeling that puts you in a state you cannot escape. You can't get over him/her/them. You love him/her/them. But you hate them for what they did to you. You want him/her/them back so badly, you just want to kiss or hug or cuddle with or talk to him/her/them without starting another argument. And your friends try to help you out, say that it's all their fault and that you should get over him/her/them. But you can't. The reminder of what you had with him/her/them makes you upset just thinking about it. You could be crying about it for days. Weeks. Months. Years, maybe. You can't get over it. He/She/They has/have broken your heart. Ripped it into a bunch of tiny pieces like a paper shredder.

"Hey, why is Sammy so upset today?"

"She got dumped by George, and now she's broken hearted. Don't talk to her about it. It'll make her more upset."

broken hearted by depressionkills October 7, 2016

Broken windows 

Crystal meth

“That dude got caught selling broken windows”

Broken windows by Smegstain October 3, 2018

Broken Heart 

Broken Heart - When all the wonderful things in life don't seem wonderful, funny is not as funny, flavours are flavourless, colours are colourless and all the the beauties in the world are not beautiful when you no longer have the person that touched your heart like no other could to share them with.

Sarah: Stacy, you haven't eaten in days..

Stacy: I have a broken heart Sarah, not an eating disorder

Broken Heart by symion April 15, 2010