avrilsguitarist

Member in Avril's band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to.

Teenage Fan: "Like OMG Avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play."

Disgruntled realist: "No you puppet monkey paramecium, she fucked that ugly ass guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she fucked a guitar player, possibly the guitar itself, but nonetheless is not capable of playing the instrument, and on most occasions has trouble even indentifying what the instrument is."

Teenage fan: "But she has a guitar." (Sniff, sniff).

Realist: "I have a gun, but that doesn' mean I use it, unless I have a reason that I just found to use it."

by Cherries April 26, 2006

averly

Averly is a person who watches to much Youtube and anime. This person usually has a shrine of BTS. They have a VERY sad childhood. They are also irish and have square heads.

" Look at that girl Averly she has a very square head!"

by Jewish Hamburger September 4, 2020

Avril Lavigne

A famous singer who is just... herself. Her music is actually pretty good compared to her peers. She really IS the best damn thing.

Avril Lavigne: Hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess!

by avrilscool February 23, 2009

Avril Lavigne

An excellent singer and song writer who is dating that guy from Sum 41 (so hot). She is real punk because she wears ripped clothing and says so. Greatest music ever.

Avril Lavigne is awsome and so is Canada.

by ilovecanada January 2, 2006

Avril

1. She's rude to her fans

2. She lies about everything

3. She can't really play the guitar

4. She can't really play the piano

5. She tries too hard

6. She disses Good Charlotte (& other bands/artist)

"Good Charlotte are posers!" -Avril

7. She's fucking ugly

8. She CAN'T sing

9. Her lyrics don't make sense

10. She brought ties back in style(she didn't "invent the tie look")

11. She gives a bad name to all Punks

12. She doesn't know who the Sex Pistols are yet says she is like Sid Vicious

"I'm the Sid Vicious of the new generation!" -Avril

13. All her songs sound the same

14. She's a dumbass; she can't spell("Sk8er Boi")

15. Her music videos are gay

16. She's a hypocrite

17. She's so fake

18. She's a racist

"People like Shakira shouldn't even have record labels, she can't even speak english!" -Avril

19. She's immature(always saying shit about someone)

20. She just sucks



see: Avril Lavigne/poser

Avril should take a look in the mirror; and see who the REAL poser is.

by Labels Are For Losers Like Avril May 17, 2005

avril lavigne

Avril is NOT a poser! How can she be a poser when she is writng her own songs and wearing the clothes she likes? She is very inspirational to a lot of people because she came from a small town in canada and is now famous all over the world. All of her fans aren't 10 yr old girls because i know a lot of 15 yr olds who like her music. She never said she was punk and just because she doesnt know who the sex pistols are doesn't mean she's a poser. She has tried hard to keep her image real to herself and fights for what she thinks is right. She is just a normal 20 yr old and doesnt need sad people saying things about her. Not that she gives a f*ck. Also she is engaged to sum 41 singer deryk whibley.

avril lavigne is true to herself

by sandi 2005 September 24, 2005

averie

averie is the most beautiful person alive, she’s funny and kind and so so so gorgeous💗 everyone is friends with averie but her main bestie is a brown curly haired girl💋 averie is a dirty blond and had beautiful blue eyes

person: dude i think i’m in love with averie
me: of course you are, she’s averie

by 💗ilysm💗 March 12, 2019