Australian Bukkake

A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey

Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake

by CumMan2021 October 12, 2021

Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016

Australian Relief

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker

Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.

by Beer Vampire February 7, 2020

Australian Guacamole

A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)

Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.

by cottonfield June 8, 2018

Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

Australian Install

When software installations or updates across multiple workstations must be performed manually instead of an automatic "push" or "pull" method; resulting in the installer having to walk from workstation to workstation thereby going on a "walk-about" which is an Australian term denoting a journey.

"Sorry boss, I can't push the update out. I'll have to do an Australian Install."

by Iron_Mac March 23, 2010

Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019