Antsports Steve'd

When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.

"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."

by CasDraW May 1, 2008

Aunty Acid

An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...

"Tracey's Mom is a real Aunty Acid"

"I think Janet's suffering from Aunty Acid syndrome"

by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013

Aunt Tomasina

Wife of Uncle Tom. Inside the beltway nick name for Condoleeza Rice.

Yea, Aunt Tomasina is over in the Middle East today repeating the same old Bush doctrine. Meanwhile 3 suicide bombers blew themselves up in Bagdad this morning.

by TWade August 25, 2005

anal ants

The sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the anus in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. The sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the rectum, and/or ant bites when accompanied by stinging and burning sensations.

I was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when I was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants. There was nothing I could do but squeeze my butt cheeks together and pray it would go away.

by teenyweenygenie May 14, 2008

Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Auntie Crabs

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.

I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010