Coined by Sean S in the early 1990's on Long Island, as the term "outie" or "oudi" started to gain popularity. Being one of the few people familiar with Audi's 5000 model car, Sean thought it sounded better to add the 5000 at the end of the often muttered "audi," of the time, thus creating the viral "I'm Audi 5000" saying.
by RobyRolfo November 3, 2023
Get the audi 5000 mug.Refers to the potato friend in the friend group. Often the best potato and will put all other potatoes to shame. Also uses terms like "potat" and "potate." The one you can count one to roast you lovingly and spam you with cursed pictures. Best person in the world.
Also refers to the action of misclicking the call button on a group chat an accidentally calling everyone.
Also refers to the action of misclicking the call button on a group chat an accidentally calling everyone.
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Get the Audi mug.by The only president August 29, 2022
Get the Audi mug.When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.
"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025
Get the 500 buck Audi mug.The Audi Allroad can best be described as a Subaru Outback that went to Choate. It, like the Volvo Cross Country and Mercedes E-Class Wagon, has long been a favorite of the country's wealthiest families, and can frequently be spotted with a bunch of college bumper stickers and lax sticks strewn throughout the trunk. If the Volvo Cross Country is more New Haven and the E-Class Wagon is more Georgetown, the Audi Allroad is more Ann Arbor; still sophisticated, with that subtly-intelligent college-town prep vibe, but maybe not as quintessential as say, New Haven or Georgetown. Unfortunately, after the dumpster fire that was the first Allroad back in the early aughts, Audi's Stealth Wealth Wagon became associated with questionable reliability, but shhh, no one needs to remember that. The Allroad is far more sophisticated than a normal Audi sedan. A4s and A6s are everywhere, but Allroads are a rare, rare breed.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
Get the Audi Allroad mug.A person who is a little short tempered and can be frustrating at times but is usually the person you always want to go for for a good time, Audi as a person is usually someone who is pretty hot and adorable, may act out in some cases but is just trying to be a good person and tries their best to be an amazing partner, all around a good person, has their flaws like everyone but is a nice gal and you'll always be having a blast when you are with her
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
Assessment: Don't forget that when an Audi finds her true love, she won't ever wanna let them go and will love them forever
by Mr. Lilman May 8, 2023
Get the Audi mug.... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023
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